MELVIN CHARLES - Vice President, General Disruption
Melvin has been with NES since its founding, and is always available to provide creative input about a design, usually by sitting on it. When not critiquing artwork, Mel enjoys running around berserk and throwing up his breakfast.




BART - Vice President, Incessant Noise
Bart always has a lot to say, often in the wee hours, and his input is always appreciated, if not necessarily welcomed. He was born on the streets but has really made something of himself with NES. A particular specialty of his is monitoring the fax machine for important correspondence. In his free time, Bart enjoys sleeping and shedding massive tumbleweeds of hair.



STEPHANIE - Vice President, Don't #*%$ With Me
Stephanie is Bart's sister and shares the family trait of inbred street-smarts. She prefers to keep a low profile, but provides valuable input at a time and location of her choosing. Somewhat of a shadowy figure - spending large amounts of time in her Undisclosed Secure Location, visitors to NES often find it difficult to believe that she actually exists, but her contribution is always felt, if not always seen. In memoriam - 1/2/00 - 11/8/10. Her sassy attitude is much missed.